Exodus part 2

submitted by ivejr4 on Monday, January 16 at 1:38 PM

Welcome back the people who have been yet again. I am confused as to why people are getting banned yet again; however, welcome all that are coming back. I guess this website shall be used yet again until Alan goes back to normal... If anyone has more detail as to why this is happening please comment...

posted by inokungfu2 on Monday, January 16 at 2:30 PM

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Halloween Costume Contest

submitted by Evroccck on Monday, October 24 at 3:57 PM

I know this is a bit late, but you should have known it was coming! Its time for the 2005 CampusBlender Halloween Contest! It's the usual drill: whore yourself up in a costume, take a picture of it, and send it to Partyincollege@gmail.com Take pictures of your friends' costumes as well and submit them also. There are no requirements, just email your picture and a brief description of your costume, your username, and if you'd like your name associated with the picture or just be anonymous. Prizes are too be determined.

I'll give you up until Nov. 5th for submissions, then I'll post the worthy ones in a thread in The Party.

FYI

Tricks or Treats!

posted by Joe on Thursday, October 27 at 11:28 AM

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STANDING SHADOWS

submitted by laxGregg on Monday, September 5 at 7:56 PM

Transportation can be worked out, in order to help with parking. Only six dollars, come on.

posted by shchmue on Monday, September 5 at 8:13 PM

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Consolidate your Student Loans NOW!!!

submitted by Evroccck on Monday, June 27 at 10:16 PM

Interest rates on federal student loans will increase by 1.93 percentage points effective this July 1. The new variable rate on federal Stafford loans issued after July 1998 will increase to 4.70 percent for in-school and grace customers and 5.30 percent for customers currently in repayment. The rate on Parent Plus loans issued after July 1998 will increase to 6.10 percent. This increase will mean higher interest payments for you. Act Now and complete your application online before June 30, 2005 to lock in today’s historic rates as they may never be this low again. I will add some links for places that can help you with this process online to make it easier on you:

NextStudent.com - No cost student loan consolidation
Educational Loan Company - 1.375% Fixed Student Loan Consolidation. Reduce Payments by 70%.

There are many other Loan companies out there, and you can even call up your current provider and they should be able to consolidate you quickly over the phone. Evan if you are still in school, taking 20 minutes to consolidate your loans can save you tens of thousands of dollars, do not delay!

posted by Joe on Monday, June 27 at 10:26 PM

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Steps 6 & 7: How To Get Laid On The Internet

submitted by inokungfu2 on Thursday, April 28 at 2:50 AM

Step 6: You meet! That first time you stare at the girl of your internet dreams and pretend not to notice that extra 60 pounds she's carrying is every man's dream. Now you realize why all of her pictures were only taken from the top of her neck up to her face. And now you realize that you didn't buy enough Pizza Rolls for the two of you! Either way, you're almost 26 years old now and you really gotta get rid of your virginity. After you offer the poor trollgirl alcohol about 50 times, you realize that perhaps this may not be the night for you, young stallion. Maybe this wasn't meant to be. Besides, you're both pretty fat and sex between two fat people must be pretty difficult anyway.

Step 7: Your desperate attempt! As little Roseanne puts down the controller after defeating you in Bomberman 10 times in a row, you tell her that she looks beautiful. You don't really mean it. In fact, you have no idea why you're even doing this. Are you really THAT desperate? And whats that smell? Is that... period blood? What the fuck? Just as you realize what the smell is, the monster jumps on top of you and unzips your cargo pants! Ten minutes later you are finally relieved of your virginity and badly in need of a shower! Congratulations, you are now a true Partybulls man! Now go get that HIV test!

posted by ohnodisaster on Thursday, April 28 at 10:25 AM

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Step 4 & 5: How To Get Laid On The Internet.

submitted by inokungfu2 on Monday, April 25 at 1:56 AM

Step 4: Ask for a phone number! You are now ready to step out of the realm of the internet and move on to an awkward telephone conversation. Assuming she did not give you the number to a chitlins restaurant in order to get you to leave her alone, you will now get to hear her lovely crackly voice. You can chat for hours between your awful cell phones that have terrible reception! Each of you may now take turns exchanging nervous laughter and repeating your horrible jokes because you lost reception. You are so close to scoring right now that even Michael Jordan cannot stop you!

Step 5: Arrange to "meet"! This is it! You are going to meet the girl of your internet dreams! Oh boy oh boy, what will you wear? Should you wear that awful cologne you bought at Walmart? Should you shave your pubic region? Maybe even take a shower? Nah, screw it! This chick you're meeting is totally cool and laid back so there is no need to do any of these things! Your plan to have her come over and play Bomberman on your SNES is a spectacular idea! You are not only original but you are going to get rid of that pesky virginity very soon!!!

posted by laxGregg on Monday, April 25 at 2:39 AM

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Step 2 & 3 on 'How To Get Laid On The Internet'

submitted by inokungfu2 on Friday, April 22 at 7:53 PM

Sorry; forgot about yesterday. I had papers to write. But with no further ado here are Step 2 & 3.


Step 2: She IMs you back! This step also assumes that the girl you IMed isn't completely full of herself and thinks that you paying her a compliment means that you're automatically trying to get in her pants. I mean, when I tell my mom she looks nice it naturally means that I'm just trying to get in her pants too! Anyway, she IMs you back and thanks you for the compliment. The two of you trade emails in which the two of you can communicate via "long distance", where awkward conversation ensues. You are on your way!!!

Step 3: Slight compliment! In order to not fall into internet friend zone, you must pay the lady a compliment via instant messenger. How can you do so without seeming as though you are a total asshole? Tell her she has hot tits and a tight ass, that's how! You are an alpha male and how dare she question your compliment! It takes a lot of courage to compliment someone over the internet anyway!

posted by laxGregg on Friday, April 22 at 7:58 PM

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Let Your Voice Be heard

submitted by Evroccck on Friday, April 22 at 12:20 AM

Voicing your opinions and ideas is a great, healthy thing to do. However, as much good as it does, it is becoming harder and harder to succeed. With a myriad of popular publications online (such as blogs, journals, news sites and forums) it is difficult to draw much deserved attention to your ideas. Party Bulls is a great place to help overcome this challenge!

Being a member of this site has a lot of perks. One of those perks is being able to Submit your own stories to the front page. The front page is here to give a distinguished voice to our members!

If you have something to say, review, interject or even something for entertainment - this is the place to share it!

posted by shchmue on Friday, April 22 at 4:44 AM

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